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Alps 2000

An Alpine season in the life of a guide…OR…
Don’t talk about it, get it DONE!

The Year 2000 – what a thought? And what was it going to be like in Chamonix again in this special year. I was programmed for a longish stint of guiding work but looked forward to doing lots of great climbs with many varied climbers. I love Chamonix! The actual event? 
Read on and see the results…

June 26th – 30th

Andy Lawrence, and Chris Hill joined me at the Belvedere and we had a great opening day on L'Index, always a solid route and a lot of fun. Next day we went up to the Albert 1st hut and onto the glacier for crevasse rescue training. The Aiguille du Tour went smoothly, not surprising with strong young lads with me. We continued over the East Ridge of the Tete Blanche as an extra and returned to Argentiere. The weather dipped a little and Andy called it a day. Chris and I climbed at Vallorcine, Chris doing some fine leading of the big groove! There was just time for a final route on the 30th. What better than the Cosmiques Arête. A smooth ascent in a rapid time showed Chris’s good adaptation to alpine climbing. He was due back for more in August and was looking forward to it.

July 1st – 13th 

What next? I considered this a “first”! My 16-year-old daughter from North Wales came out for a holiday and we had some great fun, on telepheriques, down to Annecy and lots more. I then flew back via Easyjet to Liverpool and Clare and the kids joined me for a week in New Brighton and Blackpool (did you know you can buy top rate CD’s from the promenade for only £3?)

July 15th – 16th 

I arrived back in Chamonix on the 14th, and, working for another colleague, (Russell Brice) was soon at the Cosmiques, A 1:1 with Jenny, part of a large group from a company called 'Pret Mange', producing very GREEN food. The team’s intention was to go for Mont Blanc but the weather had been so bad while I was at Blackpool and lots of snow had made most routes dangerous, However, even with these non-climbers a great day was had on the Cosmiques Arête, possibly Scottish grade 2.

July 18th – 19th 

Damien and Joe, both teachers from Co. Antrim had been to the Pyrenees with their families, wanted a smooth trip up Mont Blanc. From their wonderfully-placed chalet in Sallanches they could look up the valley, see the tracks on Mont Blanc, and dream of the day they might be there themselves. The trip went without incident. Day 1, up to the Tete Rouse Hut. Day 2, a very early start, across the Couloir, up past the Gouter Hut and on to the top of Mont Blanc. A great ascent. Down to the Gouter Hut by 11am and a peaceful afternoon (but noisy night) there. Day 3, an early start and down to the valley. Great climb, good company and celebrations continued in Sallanches.

July 23rd – August 4th

 The plan had been to climb with Geoff and Eileen Hill, spending time in the Valais region and other, less crowded areas. Eileen had to pull out for family commitments but Geoff and I continued with a slightly adapted programme. Geoff play an important part in a Paper producing company in Surrey. We had a good warm-up in Argentiere with the Petite Aiguille Verte, always an excellent start for acclimatisation, skills and fitness. Some good rock climbing at La Fayet came next, getting Geoff to complete ALL the routes on the newly opened Left hand slab. Great climbing.

Then it was off  to Sass Grund and the Hohsass Hut. The Weissmeis (4023m) went easily for Geoff, but a great exercise for acclimatisation. We descended to the Wiesmeiss Hut in the afternoon. An early start next morning took us up the moraine and onto the ridge of the Laginhorn (4010m). We descended down to the middle station of the cable car and were soon on our way down to Sass Grund. A brief rest and off to the Britannia Hut for the Strahlhorn (4190m) and hopefully the Allalinhorn (4027m).

The Strahlhorn proved tough for Geoff (and for me if I’m honest – but I’m not so it was easy!) Quite a long way up the glacier in deep snow and a biting wind proved hard going. With the col reached the description in the guide proved very cruel. “Follow the short ridge to the summit” proved to be an understatement. Still we battled on and the final rocky ridge at the top was a blessing. Not over yet though. The long descent was tiring and the Britannia Hut was a welcome sight. Decisions, decisions. A change of plan was called for. Back in Sass Grund, resting, enjoying good food and comfort, care of Zubriggen Sports and the dortior with its connecting hotel services. Fabulous service, and great, great food, all at a very modest price (certainly unexpected for Switzerland). Back to Chamonix and some shorter, less snowy peaks or climbs. Indeed, Geoff ‘s prowess on the rock was still to be proven but it was beginning to override any ideas of snow routes, in favour of routes with a more rocky nature.

The classic route on L'Index was super climbing, made easier for Geoff with his rock shoes. An attempt at the great classic Midi-Plan Traverse was on the cards. In superb weather we inched our way along the beautiful snow arête until we reached the abseil descent. Geoff’s breathing at altitude was still troubling him and, together a little uncertainty of his skill at re-climbing the snowy rock step, a return journey from this point was called for. Having wanted to go the Cosmiques Hut that afternoon, for an ascent of the Cosmiques Arête the next day, we continued with our plan. However, reaching the hut, it was still only mid-day and after a drink and some soup, I persuaded Geoff he really could do the climb in less than 4 hours, giving us an extra one-day route on the morrow. Under 4 hours? He flashed it in 2 ½ ! More great rock climbing followed next day with an ascent of a superb 6-pitch route on the Dalle Brun, the lower slabs of La Floria, from the Index cable car terminus. Steep slabs with intricate finger work proved a delight and Geoff did very well. We had a rest day (at last) because of a wet day, and with continuing bad weather, the following day saw us in Martigny at the climbing wall. Every line on the wall fell to Geoff’s now improving rock style. Pressure from business, coupled with another bad forecast, prompted Geoff to call it a day early and after a few ‘phone calls. He flew out bound for home. A great session though.

August 6th – 15th  

Pete Sherwood, a teacher from Flakwell Heath in Bucks., and Dave Armstrong, a carpenter from Carlisle, looked menacingly fit when I met them at the Belvedere. Their ten-day Mont Blanc course promised to be a tough time for me. (They looked like SAS guys in disguise!)

A day on the Guide’s Crag proved useful for techniques training and ropework. Complete with rock shoes and chalk bag, we repeated the slab route on the Dalle Brun but then continued along the Aiguilles Crochues Traverse and down to Lac Blanc. Acclimatising and getting fit was the order of this day so we walked down to Argentiere via Le Chesery. A great ascent of the Petite Aiguille Verte followed, together with the distinction of being the only team to fully complete the final section that day, which incidentally is the best part! Off up to the Albert 1st Hut and an ascent of the Aiguille du Tour. The continuation to the Tete Blanche summit by the East Ridge was a little tiring, but we were happy when we topped out. Nothing, I repeat, nothing is as good as our next rock route. We cruised in rock shoes to the top of the Chapelle de la Gliere and whooped our way down to Argentiere. Continuing with a “lets cram as much as we can in” attitude, we completed a rapid ascent of the Cosmiques the following morning. Now for the big one! Off up to the Tete Rouse Hut and a poor, even shorter, night’s sleep. The ascent of Mont Blanc went steadily enough but there were signs of tiredness creeping in. To no avail though, as we stood on the summit of Western Europe in great weather. Back down to the Gouter Hut and after a night’s rest, back to Argentiere. Success is sweet. Commiserations to Gerry Paine, who should have been with us. We felt for you as we topped out on the ‘Blanc.

A few days rest for me and then of again on another 10-day Mont Blanc course.

August 20th – 29th 

This time it was a larger group, requiring the assistance of my colleague and aspirant guide Jamie Holding. The team were from diverse backgrounds, Chris Hill, who had been with me in late June, was working in a Gent’s outfitters in the north-east, and in between the June course and now, had spent two weeks in Austria, doing lots of crevasse practice session. Insatiably keen, he is developing into a good alpinist. Jim Horsington, who had been to a Scottish winter course with me last season, was a farmer from Dorset and was continuous jokingly questioned about his prowess at driving his combine harvester! Dean Dorrell from Beenham in Berkshire, had retired from the city and having been a top class rugby player, he looked mean and ready for Mont Blanc. Martin Wilson, a top class chef from London and having climbed the Matterhorn (Hornli Ridge) this time last year, felt he would be up for the course and the ‘Blanc, but his breathing was to let him down at the last minute. Mike Johnson, a student from Newcastle, was from Newcastle and a T.A. man, strong and fit and ready to go. Finally, Jon Randal, a student from Harpenden, had big ambitions for everything outdoors and would, after the climbing course, enrol and take the necessary steps to solo Parapenting, the course being held in Chamonix. So that was the team. Assisted by Jamie, his wife Rosemary, and the very nice French guide, Gilbert (pronounced Jilbear), the usual programme resulted in all but Martin topping out on Aiguille d’Argentiere (Milleau Glacier) and Mont Blanc.  he preparation for the lads to be ready for the ‘Blanc followed the usual pattern of routes and venues: Guides Crag, Mer de Glace for crevasse rescue and ice craft training, Traverse of the Aiguilles Crochues, Aiguille du Tour via the two cols, a great addition to the normal routes being an ascent of the Aiguille Argentiere by the Milleau Glacier route, and finally, Mont Blanc, the latter two routes sadly without Martin. Thanks Gilber, Jamie and Rosemary for your help and company – more next year! A

August 30th – September 3rd  

No peace for the wicked, as they say. Shane Maloney, a male nurse, from Knaresborough, returned again to the Belvedere, this time his eyes were on a developing alpine skills course and hopefully resulting in an ascent of the Forbes Arête on the Chardonnet. It was not to be however. The weather took a slight dip and although we repeated the Dalle Brun slab route, followed by the Aiguilles Crochues? traverse and then the Petite Aiguille Verte in very wintry conditions, Shane’s pre-occupation with his recent purchase (a new house!) was proving too mind consuming for him to concentrate on the plan in mind. After a longish walk across the Aiguille Rouge, the weather and situations called for a rest day before the course officially ended. Next time will be different, Shane! Regards to Pippa and happy house-owning!

September 4th – 8th 

The BOYS arrived in town along with my friend and colleague Ron.

Eddie, Mike, Paul and Gary Atkins, all from the Basildon area and with diverse backgrounds but a fondness for good food, good fun and lots of beer (my kind of people). The plan was for me to take Gary on a campaign designed to overcome his fear of heights and the rest of the team to climb with Ron. The initial climb (L'Index) went well enough, Gary overcoming some moments of doubt, on the ascent and perhaps more so on the lower-of descent. However, an attempt at the Petite Aiguille Verte proved too much, although I’d add that the loose snow on the rocks did make the climbing much more like a Scottish 2/3. So back to the foundation of all aspects of our great sport – rock climbing. On arrival, Ron and all the team had visited the Guides’ Crag and done lots of top-roping. That first day, Gary had backed off a route on the left-hand section, when the angle had increased and the finger and footwork required reached around the 4c/5a level (understandable really!) After 6 or 7 routes with me on the main crag, we visited the left-hand section and Gary FLASHED the route! Good man! The final day, spent at Vallorcine, was a great day. With Gary taking a rest day, Ron and I climbed with the lads on the ever-delightful slabs and corners, all in great cool conditions. As the sun slowly came around and began to bake the crag, we called it a day and retired for a beer or two. Commiserations to Nick Drury, who should have been with us. We thought of you each time we sat down for a pint!

Chamonix in the year 2000. I enjoyed it. I hope you all did too. Don’t forget the winter climbing in Scotland this season and I look forward to seeing you all either then and/or in the Alps in 2001.

P.S. Got back on the 9th (a Saturday). Had Sunday off and then from Monday to Friday did:

Old Man of Stoer, One VS and two HVS’s on Creag Dhu, 4 out 5 pitches of Spartan Slab on Etive (it even stopped me, the slime that is!) and 5 routes over two days at Poldubh

Winter UK 2000

Late December -

Outdoor-Odyssey's first encounter with the white stuff this season, was just after Xmas. Lots of new snow looked great and enticed Smiler and two clients onto the Ben". Ledge Route (II) seemed the best choice, what with so much snow around. It proved to be a test of stamina more than anything, deep snow all the way up the ridge, and the navigation off the top was, "essentially" interesting but spot on!

The Forcan Ridge (II) in Glen Sheil, the next day, attempted in perfect winter sunshine, proved however, to be more tiring and time consuming in the untracked deep snow, so a retreat from the col was called for and taken. We'll be back, Alan!

 

January -

After the Millennium celebrations had worn off, it was "back to work".

Steve from Bournemouth drove virtually non-stop to Dores, trying to catch the cold weather. He needn't have rushed. It was here and it stayed. Classic routes such as The Runnel (II), Goat Track Gully (II) and Red Gully (II/III) were ticked off in unusually good conditions for the Northern Corries, and Steve did well getting over his Flu bug as well.

 

But more good climbing was to come......

 

Working for a colleague, repeats of two of the previous routes was proving it was to be a marvelous start to the winter season. Hells Lum on the 16th was fabulous. Kiwi Gully (III/IV) was in excellent condition and we could only admire some climbers on Devil's Delight, a steep grade V just on our left. (A Deadman is very useful near the top). Returning over the Fiachall of Corrie Casse in the moonlight was fantastic.

The 22nd saw me back in the corrie and looking to introduce Julian and Nick to some grade 2 classics. Starting up the steep snow and heading for The Runnel (II), to our horror, we had to witness, at close hand, the bad fall of two lads from Wavelength (IV), high up above the runnel. The rescue and evacuation proved unfortunately too late for one of these two.

Our slightly somber party returned next day (23rd) and, putting short and recent memories behind us, the Runnel (II) and Red Gully (II/III) were climbed in great conditions. The final day had to be shorter and so the chairlift assisted us to the top of Cairngorm, from where mist and fog required exact compass work to find the slopes below the Mess of Pottage Buttress. Once in the Corrie, our timing required a quick route. The steep pitch of Aladdin's Mirror Direct (IV) proved superb even though it was starting to get a little wet. A wag once wrote of Smiler - "The creeping line between ice in its palatable state and its degeneration into a waterfall" (Devil's Appendix - North Wales March 1979). This time, this steep pitch was palatable - superb climbing, and an abseil from the belay gave us the timing we needed to get the boys back to the airport.

The 28th was the start of a warm front encroaching on some great in-situ ice. Goat Track Gully (II) proved a great day out for Bill and Gary, although it was starting to warm up. Moving (in hope of better conditions) to Fort William, the following day was spent on the Ben. However, although just there, a slicy Curtain (IV) suggested some serious moments for the lads, they being almost newcomers to this sort of steep ice. So prudence was called for and maybe an easier climb could be salvaged that day? The traverse across to the start of Garadh Gully (I, II or III {from the guidebook?}) soon showed that too much snow on the hard base was testing our avalanche theory excessively and so we retreated to the bunkhouse. By this time the weather had gone completely pear-shaped and we arrived in town a very sodden trio.

It is being said that when the cornice collapsed from No. 5 gully around Xmas, the huge blocks from the debris might be there until May or June. We'll see, but one block is huge!

Monday the 31st was forecast to be the same warm rain and so it proved. Retreating to Dores, some help with the "logging" proved interesting enough for the office-bound lads, and they thoroughly enjoyed their four days, even though the ice had deteriorated.

Into February, it has been another 4 days now and the Climbers' Club winter meet beckons at the weekend. A chance for me to just go climbing for a change looks possible, as the Northern Corries right across to Lochnagar, seem to be getting the clear weather that is being forecast for the weekend. The west coast, however, is not going to be so nice.

With some unfortunate and unavoidable cancellations, I'll now be free until the 18th (that's ELEVEN whole days after my "jolly") so if you fancy a gully or two, give me a call.

Too much to do. Don't talk about it, get it DONE!

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